Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
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I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
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You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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