garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
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that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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