He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
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This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
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Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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