worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I just gift wrapped bread.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
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A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
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When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Gay?
German.
Pity.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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