She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
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Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
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I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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