i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
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He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
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Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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