I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
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Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
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Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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