3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
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And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
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My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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