i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
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She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
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Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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