So drunk its hurt
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
where are you?
Hypothermia
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
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