The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
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This baby is an asshole
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
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YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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