i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
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It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
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The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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