Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
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My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
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As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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