Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
You coming home soon, man?
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Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
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Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
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I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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