i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
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i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
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Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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