a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
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I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
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dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
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