is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
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just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
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She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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