But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
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I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
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I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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