i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
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i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
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I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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