This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
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i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
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She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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