I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
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This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
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In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize