belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
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So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
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Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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