your parents love me but you hate me
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I understand Curling. That high.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Randomize