He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
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I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
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All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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