So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
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If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
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I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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