Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
she smelled like a LAN party
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
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my being single is dangerous.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
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i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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