When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
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you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
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And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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