Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
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You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
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He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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