You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
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So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
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I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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