he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
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Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
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last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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