I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
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it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
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dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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