He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
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I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
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And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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