Cold hands, warm shart.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
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no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
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i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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