8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
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When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
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Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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