If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
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And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
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Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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