I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
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just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
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it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
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