There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
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My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
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The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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