Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
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Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
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you made out with another girl for some wings
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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