He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
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Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
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I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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