Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Fuck appropriateness.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
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Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
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all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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