She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
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I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
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No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
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