i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
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i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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