how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
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There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
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Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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