i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I think I died a long time ago.
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If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
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Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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