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I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
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I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
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we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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