Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
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Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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