I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
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yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
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Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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