how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
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Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
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4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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