pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I think people are normalizing furries
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
Randomize