everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
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Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
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Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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